Hotel per famiglie a Ahrensfelde

“The hotel is very close to the metro station, centrally located but not crowded. Excellent breakfast, clean rooms.”

“Title: “Your key to sleeping with a clear conscience.” You keep the conscience, I get the bill. 130 euros per night. I walk into the room: an oversized bathtub, the perfect symbol of everything the keycard slogan pretends to fight. The air conditioning is running, even though it’s 21 degrees outside. Then I look at the keycard. It says: “Your key to sleeping with a clear conscience.” That’s when everything becomes clear. It’s a simple setup: they provide everything that consumes — water,...