4/10 Scarso
Ian G.
3 ago 2025
Abandoned property
If someone had told me the owner of this cabin purchased it in 1965 and had only ever come to check in on it once in the last 60 years, I would entirely believe them. The bedroom ceiling is caving in. The carpets are filthy. The electrical outlets are dangerous and one in the living room is even cracked in half. The bathroom is abysmal and terrifying, which is why you won't see photos of it on the listing. The doors don't close, the couches look like they've been around since the great depression and are hidden beneath dirty slip covers. The windows are covered in algea, lichen, and black mold like some absurd science experiment, and the floors bounce like they're going to split open. I think I was the first one to ever clean the AC filters. In summary, if love waking up every morning feeling like you have black lung, and wish to shower in a dirty dorm style bathroom from the 1940s with a water pressure that could rip your face open, then this is the place for you.
Ian G.
Soggiorno di 3 notti a luglio 2025