2/10 Terribile
Luke B.
20 lug 2025
Non mi è piaciuto: Pulizia
The house is decorated beautifully and has plenty of potential, but unfortunately that’s where the positives end. Our stay was memorable for all the wrong reasons, and at times it was almost comical just how unprepared and poorly maintained the property was.We arrived to find the microwave rusted and dirty, cigarette butts scattered across the garden, and a very large seagull dropping smeared down the centre of the lounge window — a rather literal welcome from the local wildlife. The boiler had been switched off, so there was no hot water when we arrived. Cobwebs hung in corners, showers drained so slowly they almost filled like baths, and the house itself felt like a greenhouse, having sat unoccupied for at least a week, with bolted‑shut windows in some bedrooms, inadequate blinds, and just two feeble fans to battle the 30‑degree heat. It was so stifling we resorted to leaving both the front and back doors wide open just to let the house breathe.Several things were not just inconvenient but outright unsafe: a glass lounge table that wasn’t actually fixed to its base, which could easily have toppled onto our one‑year‑old, bedroom floors where sections were just carpet covering a hollow beneath, and a hot tub with no chlorine tablets or means to keep it sanitary. And for a property advertised for eight people, it’s baffling that there’s only parking for a single car and a kitchen barely large enough for two to stand in at once.The internet did n
Luke B.
Soggiorno di 4 notti a luglio 2025