The GoodLocation & Layout: Great central yet quiet location. The veranda is lovely, and the main living area is spacious enough for a large group.Host: The owner was very responsive.The Bad (Expectation vs. Reality)Inaccurate Listing: The photos don’t match the current indoor setup or furniture layout.Filthy Linens: We found dirty linens hung up as clean, some even covered in footprints. We had to wash an entire load ourselves.Pests: We spent the first 24 hours knocking down wasp nests and three days spraying them. Flying cockroaches (Palmetto bugs) and spiders were everywhere—in cupboards, corners, upstairs, and downstairs.Unlivable Downstairs: Musty, humid, and heavily infested. It was entirely uncomfortable for my 60-year-old mother.Maintenance & Cleanliness: Cupboards and drawers were dirty, the downstairs coffee pot was gross, and the provided bikes had heavily rusted, not sure they are usable.Broken Amenities: The BBQ grates are rusted out, and the shot burner covers make it hard to get even heat. The upstairs back-left stove burner is broken, and we had to fiddle with a downstairs propane tank to get the stove to work one morning.AC Nightmare: We arrived to a broken AC and an 88-degree house, making the first 24 hours miserable. The owner controls the thermostat remotely but didn't bother to cool it down before our arrival.Verdict: We paid nearly 5,000 for a 6-night stay and absolutely would not stay here again.