Welcome to our hilariously charming 70-year-old iron converted Woolshed – where the quirks are as abundant as the laughs! This rustic retreat has all the essentials, and then some, to ensure your stay is as memorable as it is amusing.

Step inside and prepare to be delighted by a space bursting with character! With hot running water, electricity, and WiFi (because who can survive without cat videos?), you'll have all the modern comforts at your fingertips. But beware, there's no phone reception here, so bring along a chatty companion or risk resorting to conversations with the resident spiders!

Entertainment options? We've got you covered like a sheep in wool! Challenge your friends to a game of pool or air hockey, get your sweat on with some gym equipment (because why not work off those marshmallows?), and settle in for movie nights on our massive 3-meter-wide projector. Oh, and did we mention SKYTV? Because binge-watching reality shows is practically a rural pastime!

Venture outside and fire up the BBQ for a feast fit for a hungry farmer, take a dip in the spa (bubble baths are so last century), or gather 'round the fire pit for some marshmallow-roasting shenanigans. It's like camping, but with actual walls and fewer bugs (hopefully).

Now, let's talk sleeping arrangements – because a good night's sleep is crucial after all that fun! Choose from the deluxe suite with its leak-free, climate-controlled bedroom, or opt for the communal slumber party vibe with double beds and bunk beds galore. Electric blankets are provided for those chilly nights, but sorry, no sheep cuddles included!

Keep in mind, this is rural living at its finest, so pack your sense of humor along with your bug spray and raincoat. And if the power goes out (cue dramatic thunderclap), snuggle up with your trusty hot water bottle – because nothing says romance like a stormy night in a leaky woolshed!

But fear not, dear guests, despite the quirks and occasional leak, our woolshed is the perfect blend of rustic charm and modern convenience. So, whether you're seeking a romantic getaway or a hilarious family retreat, book your stay with us today and prepare for a side-splitting adventure you won't soon forget!

And hey, if you're feeling extra adventurous, bring along your tent, caravan, or camper van for some outdoor fun – just don't forget to BYOB (bring your own baa-ckup plan)! So come on down and experience the joy of rural living with a comedic twist – because life's too short to take seriously, especially when there's a leaky woolshed involved!

Availability is always changing, and we'd love to accommodate you if we can.

Additionally, within the same property, we offer several other Airbnb options, including 3 cozy tiny houses with a capacity for a couple in each tiny house. There is also the Main house experience unparalleled serenity at our Rural Family/Group Retreat, where panoramic 360-degree views sweep across lush farmland to the sparkling ocean and picturesque coastline of Pukehina.