What a blessing to have guests with such a positive attitude! So glad to hear our shortcomings did not ruin your stay. You happened to come during the off chance that everyone on our team had quite a lot going on and a couple of things slipped through the cracks. We apologize! Since you worked through it and enjoyed your stay nevertheless, we will be happy to waive the cleaning fee if you decide to come back (and don’t worry, we’ll be sure there’s plenty of firewood and propane)! :-)

We are truly sorry that your trip did not work out as you had hoped. We understand that not everyone has much experience with using portable restrooms, so let us clarify a few things: 1. Porta John = Poop. Period. 2. We stand by our listing description and cleaning policies 100%. 3. We disinfect ALL surfaces of the porta john (and cabin) after EACH guest. 4. We are on a 2-week schedule with our third-party PUMPING service. 5. Our previous 29 reviews speak for themselves. We are committed to making sure our guests are happy with their experience here, and without a single complaint yet, we pride ourselves in doing so.