Whether you're burnt out, heartbroken, hungover from life, or here for work, a tangi, or time-out, this 3-bedroom cottage is your sign to come here and do absolutely nothing.
📶 Free WiFi
🍿 Free Netflix
🥵 A sweaty fireplace
🔥 Heat pump for added cosy vibes
🍳 Full kitchen for snacks or sad girl soup
🚧 Fenced yard so the kids don't escape
🚿 High-pressure shower that’ll waterblast your regrets off
A comfy, warm place to chill without judgment.
Blockout curtains. Pants optional. Blob away.